Mature Jokes

A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don`t want to know!" the child says, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won`t tell me...

12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:
1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - `This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother...

Imagine Name of Sex Minister world wide:
Name of Russian sex Minister - Zaberdasti Boobpresski
Sri Lankan sex Minister - Suck MyLingam...

A young innocent girl is about to go on her 1st date and is given some words of advice and warnings by her mother; "Look darling, they all want the same thing, so do be very careful and don`t you ever...

Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. Last year, when one flea gets to Miami...

A pineapple plantation owner in Hawaii was having a problem with his trees. He called in an agronomist to evaluate the situation.
"Your problem can easily be solved if...

1970-1985 = Sunny means Sunil Gavaskar.
1985- 2010 = Sunny means Sunny Deol.
2010-2025 - Sunny means Sunny Leone...

This guy comes back home from work to find his wife has left him a note "Off to the grocery store!"
He hasn`t been *getting any* from her, so he decides this is his chance and goes to the video store to rent a porn...

Silvio, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition...

Fanny and Myron get married and on their first night in bed, Myron puts his arm around Fanny and very sweetly whispers, "Fanny darling, please pull up your nightgown."
Very sweetly Fanny answers...