Mature Jokes

Silvio, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition...

Fanny and Myron get married and on their first night in bed, Myron puts his arm around Fanny and very sweetly whispers, "Fanny darling, please pull up your nightgown."
Very sweetly Fanny answers...

Two drunk blondes are stumbling home one night. One of the girls has to take a pee, so she walks over to the bushes and stumbles off into a field. After quite sometime the second blonde...

A man named Gerry asked his doctor if there was a test to help him determine if he was gay. The Doctor said, "Yes, there is. Please pull down your pants."
Gerry pulled down his pants, the doctor grabbed...

Santa, Apne Bete Pappu Se: Oye Pappu, So Jaa, Nahin Toh Bhoot Aa Jayega.
Pappu: Aap Logon Ko Toh Bas Sex Karne Ka Bahaana Chahiye..... Chahe Bachhe Ki

The Student to the Sex Researcher, "In my case," said the student to the sex researcher, "when I get it part way in, my vision blurs. And when it`s all the way in, I can`t see...

Two gay men are beach walking, holding hands when a beautiful woman passes them. She`s 5`10", 120 lbs, 38-24-36, wearing a string bikini with no tan lines...

This woman is driving into a small town and slams on the brakes as a coyote runs across the road in front of her. Just as she regains her wits and gets ready to proceed, a cowboy runs...

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She`s chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams...

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married...