'Old' is when...
...your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can`t do both!"
...your friends compliment you on your new...
Filling Reservation Form
Ek Baar Santa Railway Reservation Form Bhar Raha Tha Lekin Form Baar Baar Reject Ho Jaa Raha Tha. Pareshaan Ho Kar Peeche Khada Aadmi Bola: Santa ji, Kripaya Apna Form...
Can I Get Pregnant?
A little girl was asking her teacher.
Girl: Can my mom get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is your mom?
Girl: She is....
Tampering with Evidence
A married lawyer was having fun with a prostitute in his car.
On getting home, his wife saw panties on the back seat. She tore it apart screaming, "John!!!! What is this?...
Bachelor Party
Bob`s father and friends were throwing him the best bachelor party ever. There were hookers and strippers, tons of food, and best of all, some great porno flicks. Feeling the beer...
Self Examination For Alzeimer's
It takes less than 15 seconds. If you are nearing 40 yrs... you SHOULD take this Alzheimer`s Test. How fast can you guess these words correctly and fill-in the blanks...
What Men & Women Really Mean When They Say...
What women say and what they really mean
1. Yes = No!
2. No = Yes!
3. Maybe = No
4. We need...
Quick Laughs
Santa Ki wife Tours & Travels Magazine Padhte Huye: Is Baar 2nd Honeymoon Ke Liye GREECE Kaisa Rahega?
Santa: Kyon? Sarson Ke TAEL mein kya kharabi hai....
The Interview
After the end of the Finnish war, a young female reporter from a British newspaper was sent to Finland to write an article about the soldiers homecoming. She had interviewed half a dozen...
No Sex Excuses
365 Nights of an Indian woman:
60 nights periods,
55 nights headaches,
50 nights I am tired...
