Mature Jokes

At school, Johnny`s class is learning about medicines. Catherine, the teacher, asks the students what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said...

Rosy was one of those UGLY women, so ugly that it hurt; she had never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help.
"Honey!" said the psychic, "You will not have...

Ek baar ek aadmi BANGKOK ja raha tha... uski wife ne... naa chaahte hue bhi use jaane ki permission de di. Jis din wo ghar se nikal raha tha... jaate jaate usko wife ne bulaaya aur...

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house...

The directors of the company were called in to a chairman`s office one by one until only the Company Secretary was left sitting nervously outside. Finally, it was his turn to...

A survey conducted among women gave the below results. `A` were the answers given by un-married women and `B` are the answers given by married women. Sure marriage gives...

10. The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system.
9. No "couple" enjoy a better "moment"
8. We know how to handle...

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men`s tee while another foursome of women is hitting from the ladies` tees. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lad...

1. No repetitive-stress injuries.
2. Two words: less sweat.
3. Makes for an interesting elevator ride.
6. Won`t ruin your...

The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family.
"We`ve been trying for months now...