Mature Jokes

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband...

Two law partners hire a new cute, young secretary and a contest arises between them as to who can bed her first, even though they`re both already married...

The pope is very ill, and nobody can cure him. The cardinals call in an old physician recommended to them. After an hour long examination, he comes up with a solution....

This Guy leaves the bar, hoping he can get home early enough not to piss his wife off for drinking after work. He gets home and finds his boss in bed with his wife....

A hardcore CA gets home late one night. His wife angry and upset, says, "Where the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo...

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it...

Dhobhi: Bhabhi ji, kapdey nikaal kar rakkho, main thodi der mein aata hoon...
Paper wala: Bhabhi ji, kal aap so rahi thi, bina disturb kiye nichey se daal diya tha...

I overheard 2 guys in the bar the other day. I couldn`t help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at a bar. One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man you look...

One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas, mowing his front lawn...

Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F.
"One day we should get her for this...