Mature Jokes

Ye Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko lekar Ek Hotel Ke Room Jaata Hai. Thodi Der Ke Baad Ladke Ne Jaise Hi Girlfriend Ke Saath Hamesha Ki Tarah Sex Karna...

Boyfriend and Girlfriend Ek Room Mein Khamosh Bethe The.
Girlfriend Ki Soch:
Ye Mujhse Baat Kyun Nahi Kar Raha...

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady...

Two businessmen in a new shopping mall were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop. As yet the shop wasn`t ready, with only a few shelves set up...

The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of the couple making love on their honeymoon night as a gag wedding gift. They accomplished...

Miss Beatrice, The church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all...

A woman with chronic back pain visits a doctor`s office to seek relief. The doctor asks, "Have you done any strenuous or unusual exercise lately...

1. The Optimist: Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes...... !!!
2. The Pessimist: Oh No, Oh No, Oh No...... !!!
3. The Confused: Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Ohhhhhh...

Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.
"Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Johnny.
"Nope," replied Jimmy...

1. Air-Condition your Room Properly.
2. Spray Romantic Perfume.
3. Avoid Noises....