Mature Jokes

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar.

One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don`t sell more cars this month, I`m going to lose my...

In the middle of the harvesting, one of the farmhands had to obey the call of nature. He went to the edge of the field and started peeing. Most unfortunately, he was...

Banta ke ghar ek kuttiya thi aur vo pregnant thi.
Vo roj Bhagwan se...

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher was giving a vocabulary lesson. The word of the day was "indefinitely." She asked if any of the children could use it in a sentence...

A Greek moved to New Zealand and wants to buy a farm. The New Zealander says he will show the Greek around. While walking around the New Zealander sees...

This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.
"This is one hot potato of a lady, doctor," he said, "Maybe you can do...

Some people have and some don`t.
Those who have it would be devastated if it were cut off.
Once you`ve started playing with it, it`s hard to stop. Some people...

2 inches - I can`t even hold it, properly.
3 inches - Never been so unsatisfied, in my whole life....

In a school, A teacher asks the new student her name.
The girl replies, "Happy Butt."
The teacher says, "I don`t think that`s your name...

Ek ladki apne kisi rishtedaaar ki marriage attend karne ke liye train mein Agra se Delhi jaa rahi thi. Achanak kuch lootere us ladki ke compartment mein...