Ransom Call
Bubba`s wife was abducted by a gang of kidnappers who were demanding ten grand for her return.
On the phone they said, "If you don`t pay by nine tomorrow...
Two Lips!!!
A Personnel Director was conducting interviews for his new personal assistant. He asked the same question to each one of them.
Boss: A woman normally has lips...
Ways to Stop Pregnancy
Little Johhny asked his fathere to help with his homework the other day.
The question he was stuck on was, "Give two ways to stop pregnancy.,.
Buffering....
During sex, Santa suddenly stops and remains motionless.
He then starts again...
Praying Parrots!
Ek aadmi ke paas do tote the... ek muslim aur ek hindu... Dono hi badi ibadat mein lage rahte the... Hindu tota apni pooja paath mein magan.... aur Muslim tota...
Sneezing Problem
This NRI Gujarati guy from Halifax in Canada gets married back home to a beautiful, voluptuous, village belle from Navsari, the best of the lot in the whole of Gujarat. On the wedding night, the big night...
Gajar Ke Phayde
Ek hot and sexy ladki, sabziwale se: Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 phaayde hon!
Sabziwala: Ye lo madam, Gajar...
Breasts Obsession!!!
Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur`s court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen`s voluptuous breasts, but...
I'd Like to Marry...
A Chinese man had three daughters. He asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with three...
What's in a Name ?
At heathrow airport, an announcement goes out over the Public Address system: Mr.Rand Chod Kar Sandaas! Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas - please report to the Reception desk....
