Mature Jokes

An Air Force Chief Master Sergeant and a General were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when...

Santa: Itni Raat ko kahan gaye the.. ??
Pappu: Apni girlfriend se milne.
Santa: Itni Raat Ko...

A young guy was complaining to his boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend.
"She gets me so angry sometimes I feel like I could just ...

Ek husband and wife bister par lete hue the. Achanak husband ka sex karne ka man hua.
Husband apni wife se puchta hai: Darling, kya mein apne ummeedwaar ko tumhaare ilaake...

When the father discovered that his teen-age daughter had made love with her boyfriend at a wild party, he insisted...

Back when Pappu first became engaged to Pinki, he spoke to his father, "Pinki assures me she is a virgin. How will I know if she is?"
"It`s simple, son" replied Santa...

Science Teacher to a girl: CONDOM ka full form batao?
Ek Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya...

Santa ki suhagrat pe light chali gayi...!
Santa apne naukar se bola: Tu lalten pakad, main SEX karta hoon...
Naukar ne lalten pakdi aur Santa SEX karne laga...

Sunday Bazar mein ek aadmi aawaz lagate hue:
`Sher ka pinjra` 10 rupay mein!
`Sher ka pinjra` 10 rupay mein!
Ek aurat ne paas ja kar dekha...

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Irishman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but...