Soft Serve...
A Husband comes home with a half gallon of Ice Cream. He asked his wife if she wants some. "How hard is it?" she asked...
Like The Movies
A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon. The bartender says "Having a tough day, huh?"
The guy says "Yeah. My wife and I were doing...
Two Story House!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers...
Stroke!
Three old ladies are sitting in the park on a beautiful spring day feeding the pigeons and the squirrels, when suddenly, a man...
Preserving for Future!
Boy: I want us to be in a relationship.
Girl: Okay, theek hai...
CAUTION: PMS!
Every `Hormone Hostage` knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes...
The Cockpit!
As the aircraft was taxiing towards the runway to take off, the voice on the speaker welcomed passengers on board and introduced them to the pilot...
A little Head!
A man was sitting in the bar when he noticed another patron a few stools away. The guy had a body like Charles Atlas, but his head was the size of a thimble...
Horse Racing Commentary...
Horse Race Derby Commentary By Dickie Underwood: In lane 1. Passionate Lady
In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties...
A Longer Ladder
"Send someone over quickly!" the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked men are climbing towards my bedroom window!"
"This is the Fire Department...
