Mature Jokes

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives...

A Boy and a girl chatting on facebook...
< Girl: Din bhar facebook pe online rehta hai, chutiya hai kya...

A lady dies and goes to heaven. She arrives at the pearly gates and is greeted by Saint Peter. There are a few people waiting, so she strikes up a conversation with him. Just then, she hears...

A patient woke up following an operation to find the doctor standing at the foot of the bed, "Doctor, how did it go?"
"I have good news and bad news", says the doctor...

A man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to a baby boy weighing 20 pounds. Congratulations showered on him from all around, and many exclamations of...

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On the bus, one turned to another and said...

Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go out to a club and pick up some girls...

All your orgasms are real.
Other men never ogle at your chest while talking to you.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park...

The counter man in the ice cream shop saw a customer leaving the drug store across the way, heading for his shop. The customer entered, set a small flask on the counter, and...

The teacher asked the class if anyone could give the class an example of love.
Little Susie stood up and said, "I saw two robins making...