Mature Jokes

After many years of bachelorhood, this older gent finds and marries a beautiful young lady...

This lady goes to the gynecologist but won`t reveal to the receptionist what`s wrong with her, just that she must see a doctor right away...

A man dies "in the act" after taking Viagra and rigor mortis has set into his private parts. The funeral director can`t get the coffin lid nailed on and has to discuss the alternatives...

A first-time john went to a whorehouse. He entered a private room, put $50 on the table and dropped his pants. At the sight of the man`s 18-inch penis, the hooker...

A man finally makes his fortune and is having his dream house bulit. As he talks to the architect on how he wants the house built he says, "See that tree there, don`t cut...

Bloke goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants.
"I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits," he says...

Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?

Santa: Next week, Why?...

Never under estimate the Importance of the BRA.. Q: Striped BRA?
A: zeBRA...

A man went to his doctor seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of...

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley...