For Holi Lovers!
Kripya Holi wale din... inka wahi matlab samajhiyega jo bachpan mein samajhte the...
Main geeli ho gayi yaar.
Aur kahi pe bhi lagalo... bas muh pe mat lagana...
Sex Queries!
A few sarcastic yet funny replies to sex queries by sexpert Dr. Mahindra Watsa:
Q: After having sex four times a day, I feel weak the next day. For about five minutes...
No-Bell Peace Prize
John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens) called `pullets`, and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records and any rooster...
Change of Plan...
A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parents` room, and he decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom, he was shocked to see...
Don't Put words in my Mouth
A man went into a tattoo parlor and asked the owner if he would tattoo the words "Yes" and "No" on his penis...
A Wife's Revenge
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage...
Latex Factory!
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud...
Inside Her!!!
A mangy redneck youth walks into the kitchen where his mom is fixing that night`s dinner.
"Mom, I got a splinter in my finger. Can I have a glass of cider...
Key to Heaven!!!
It was time for Father John`s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed...
Female Medical
During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies...
