Mature Jokes

A man went to his doctor seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of...

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley...

Kripya Holi wale din... inka wahi matlab samajhiyega jo bachpan mein samajhte the...
Main geeli ho gayi yaar.
Aur kahi pe bhi lagalo... bas muh pe mat lagana...

A few sarcastic yet funny replies to sex queries by sexpert Dr. Mahindra Watsa:
Q: After having sex four times a day, I feel weak the next day. For about five minutes...

John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens) called `pullets`, and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records and any rooster...

A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parents` room, and he decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom, he was shocked to see...

A man went into a tattoo parlor and asked the owner if he would tattoo the words "Yes" and "No" on his penis...

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage...

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud...

A mangy redneck youth walks into the kitchen where his mom is fixing that night`s dinner.
"Mom, I got a splinter in my finger. Can I have a glass of cider...