Mature Jokes

It was time for Father John`s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed...

During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies...

A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a this black man and after a night of passionate love making she asks him...

A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment. Suddenly she heard her husband arrive, She told...

Two priests are in a bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one`s penis...

A traveler stops in an unfamiliar city at the first tavern that he happens past...

So, there is a guy named John, who has a really bad stuttering problem, so he goes to doctor to see what he can do.
John: `H-h-h-hello d-d-doctor, c-c-c-an y-y-you h-h-help...

Pappu ke right side ki ball kat gayi. Doctor ne operate kiya aur mitti ka bana ke laga diya. After two months Pappu went back to doctor and said furiously...

An HR Manager got married. On the first night of their honeymoon, seeing her nude, he says furiously: Tumne dhoka kiya !!! You have cheated me...

I don`t know why people Hate Porn Movies ?
Although it is the most Positive Movie but there` No Murder, No War...