Something Different!!!
A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?"
Looking back unimpressed at the man she replies, "Okay, but it won`t do you any good...
Blow Job!!!
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home...
Must Have Been Tight...
A wealthy socialite had a night out on the town with her friends. She awoke the next morning, totally naked and with a monster of a hang-over. So she rang for the butler and asked...
Homosexual Kids!
Daughter: Dad I gotta tell you something.
Dad: What`s that?
Daughter: I`m a lesbian...
Breast Tattoos
A girl fell in love with a sailor and had his picture tattooed on her right breast. The romance waned. In due time, she fell in love with a soldier and had his picture...
Breast Fetishism!
Santa had an obsession with women`s breasts. So he went to a psychologist and told the doctor about his problem.
"I am going to do word...
Ours!!!
Husband: Every time you talk you say my chair, my car, my TV, everything is yours. You never say ours. I`m your HUSBAND! It should be...
What's Your Favorite Word ?
A radio station was running a competition, words that weren`t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense...
Missed Periods!!!
Why I stopped dating school girls:
She came to my place in a school uniform, looked me into my eyes and said, "Sweetheart, I have missed my periods...
Feeling Good!
When asked by hir host if she would like to have another drink, the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said...
