Missed Periods!!!
Why I stopped dating school girls:
She came to my place in a school uniform, looked me into my eyes and said, "Sweetheart, I have missed my periods...
Feeling Good!
When asked by hir host if she would like to have another drink, the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said...
Tired! and Exhausted
I couldn`t help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at a bar. One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man you look tired....
Never Argue with a Woman, Use Uour Brains
Banta went on a night out with his friends and Preeto is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open the door for him. At about 12 midnight...
Do it... or Walk Home!
Josh lusted after Linda. When she finally agreed to go out with him, he took her out to dinner and then afterwards, drove her five miles out into the country...
Funny Signboards!
Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended... Others Might Think Those...
Nymphomaniac Wife!
"Doctor, I need your help," the woman says.
"What seems to be the problem?"
"My husband just doesn`t satisfy me sexually...
Cleavage or Lungs?
Ek bachcha ghar pe apn homework kar raha tha tabhi uski pencil neeche gir jaati hai. Vo bachacha apni chest pe hath rakh ke pencil uthane ke liye...
'Virginity Test' Kit!
Man 1: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife is a virgin?
Man 2: Get an `Irish Virginity Test` Kit.
Man 1: What`s that...
Love Child!
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don`t know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection...
