Mature Jokes

While examining a female patient, the doctor tells her, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into...

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won`t work! The clerk told her that he can`t give her a refund becaus...

After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Jerry remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell Pussy...

At Dinner Little Johnny was ordered to lead in Prayer.
Little Jhonny: "But I dont know how to pray?"
Dad: "Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours...

Banta: Why are you hospitalised?
Santa: Padosan ki BILLI mere MURGE ke peeche padi hui thi. Maine uske husband ko english mein...

Rocky has broken his leg and his buddy Bob comes over to see him.
Bob: How are youy doing?
Rocky: Fine. Hey, do me a favor. Go upstairs and...

Every year A guy entered the state lottery hoping to win. He never did. Finally he prayed vigorously, hoping for God`s message, he walked around the fair...

Lady: Hi, Good Afternoon.
Radio Station: Good Afternoon, what can we do for you?
Lady: Please, I`ll like to get two tickets for the Pitbull LIVE...

A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course. As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don`t you see the sign? It says...

14 year old girl realized growing hair between her legs. Got worried and yelled Mom about hair.
Mom calmly said, "That part where hair has...