Damn You Autocorrect
Ek admi ne apne Padosi ko sms kiya...
Dear Sir, Aapko jara sa bhi andaza nahi hai lekin aapko ye jaan kar hairaani jaroor hogi aur gussa bhi aayega... ki aapki knowledge ke...
Low Cut Dress!
A blonde with big knockers always bought dresses that showed off her cleavage. Trying on a particularly low-cut dress she checks with the assistant if she thinks it`s too low...
Pathan's Interview
Pathan being intrviewed at U.K Embasy:
CONSULATE: Your name please?
Pathan: Gul khan...
Why Married Couples Don't Have Sex
Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following...
Cheating Lawyer!
A lawyer came home after having sex in his car. Girl forgot her bra and panty in car. The wife found them, tore them up and shouted, "You dirty bastard...
The Mile High Club!!!
Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a flight to Vancouver from Singapore.
"I think everyone`s asleep, let`s go."
"This one`s empty... nobody`s looking...
Animal Instincts!!!
A married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure. Says the woman, "Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behaviour...
If Men Wrote Advice Columns
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for,,,
What Saddam Blew Off!
A man is back from the US-Iraq war and is with his wife for the first night in the year she says to him, "Honey do you wanna do something?"
"No," he replies and they...
Most Important People in a Woman's Life
The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."
The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide."...
