Mature Jokes

A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course. As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don`t you see the sign? It says...

14 year old girl realized growing hair between her legs. Got worried and yelled Mom about hair.
Mom calmly said, "That part where hair has...

Ek admi ne apne Padosi ko sms kiya...
Dear Sir, Aapko jara sa bhi andaza nahi hai lekin aapko ye jaan kar hairaani jaroor hogi aur gussa bhi aayega... ki aapki knowledge ke...

A blonde with big knockers always bought dresses that showed off her cleavage. Trying on a particularly low-cut dress she checks with the assistant if she thinks it`s too low...

Pathan being intrviewed at U.K Embasy:

CONSULATE: Your name please?
Pathan: Gul khan...

Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following...

A lawyer came home after having sex in his car. Girl forgot her bra and panty in car. The wife found them, tore them up and shouted, "You dirty bastard...

Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a flight to Vancouver from Singapore.
"I think everyone`s asleep, let`s go."
"This one`s empty... nobody`s looking...

A married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure. Says the woman, "Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behaviour...

Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for,,,