Mature Jokes

Dear Lord,
So far this year I`ve done well.
I haven`t gossiped...

On News Year`s Eve, a thin and bony husband is walking around in the house wearing only his boxers.
His wife comes out of the kitchen and says...

Few Creative Quotes for girls` T-Shirts:
1. Touch here, if you dare
2. Weapons of mass destruction...

A father came in the bedroom to find his 13-year-old daughter smoking a cigarette.
"My God! How long...

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...

A small white guy walks into an elevator and notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black guy looks down at the small white guy and says, "Seven feet tall...

Ek aaadmi ki shaadi ek traafic police waali ladki se ho jaati hai. Agle din uske doston ne pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?
Aadmi: Mat pucho yaar, bahut bura hua

A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, expecting to see some pitiful yankee. The bartender looks up and says...

There was a lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a gipsy and told her her problem. The gipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis...

"Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired - you must register a new one."
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"Sorry, too few characters...