Be Strong!!!
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair...
Blonde's Diary on a Cruise Ship
DEAR DIARY: DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really excited.
DEAR DIARY: DAY 2
Dating a Widow
Sadie had been widowed for a few years and very lonely, and finally consented to going out on a date with Smith, the gentleman her daughter fixed her up with...
Gift Wrap!!!
A Gujarati girl goes to a shopkeeper and asks: Bhaiya aapke yahan rape hota hai kya?
Shopkeeper (shocked: Madam, aage ki dukaan mein...
Thank You Note!!!
A secretary got an expensive PEN as birthday gift from his boss. She sent his boss a `Thank You Note` via e-mail. His wife read the text and filed a divorce. The message was...
Finest Brothel
This guy approaches the Madam of a local whorehouse and says, "Madam, I`m ready to spend top dollar here, but I have some very specific requirements. Do you think you can meet them....
Mera Number Kab Ayega?
Boss was fucking a lady in his office, Santa walked in.
Santa: Wah Sir, akele akele!!! Humara number kab?
Boss: Agar March ka target pura nahi hua bhosdike to agala number tera hi hai.
Rainbow Condoms!
A guy who went into the adult section of a department store to buy condoms. The female clerk told him, "We have the rainbow assortment on sale today...
When I was a Kid...
Jab mein chota bachcha tha tab:
PUSSY ka matlab CAT hota tha;
SEX ka matlab...
Communication Problem!
There was this Asian lady married to an Spanish gentleman and they lived in Spain. The poor lady was not very proficient in Spanish, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had...
