Duck's Bad Day!
This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks. One in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the Bartender...
Little Johnny Strikes Again
The teacher asked the class to use the word `fascinate` in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad`s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating...
Cider Treatment!
A little girl came running into the house bawling her eyes out and cradling her hand, "Mommy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!" she wailed.
"Why do you want...
Things that sound dirty, but aren't!
Top ten things that sound dirty, but in a Law firm are not:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard...
Good News or Bad News???
Wife: Ek baat bolun???
Husband: Haan yaar, bolo...
Wife: Maaroge to nahi...
Sound Dirty?
10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker...
Kamasutra Pose
On their 50th wedding anniversary an old couple decide to spice up their sex life with a KamaSutra handbook they picked up at a local News Agency. They looked astonishingly at...
Blind Man!!!
Nun Too Smart The Mother Superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. After thinking about the task for a moment...
Divine Right !
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that...
Making a Good Confession
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is...
