Mature Jokes

Once, there was a man who was upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and...

A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came...

A former prostitute with a rather well used vagina that has been somewhat stretched, is given a proposal of marriage by a man she meets in a bar one night. She thinks it...

Tejpal`s defence:
< She said, `Lift!` Tarun lifted the skirt!
She said, `Going Down...

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press...

A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils` answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said...

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got...

There was a couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was...

A man and his wife decide to book a hotel room for the night of their 25th wedding anniversary...

At the International Gynecology Association`s conference, a French doctor was discussing unusual...