Mature Jokes

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn`t do something useful with my time. Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing...

An HR manager got married. On the first night of their honey moon, on seeing his wife nude for the first time, he was furious: Tumne mujhse dhokha kiya!! You have...

Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill didn`t show up. Sam didn`t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or somethi...

A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbour there. Girl: "My father isn`t home, but I know what you want and I can help you. You want our bull to...

Students at a school were assigned to read two books, `Titanic` & `My Life` by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that...

Pedro was conjugally a very experienced man when he got married to Maria, but she was totally naive. On their wedding night, when Pedro removed his clothes, Maria asked...

Ek baar ek aadmi apne padosi se charpai lene gaya.
Aadmi: Bhai saab, agar aap ke paas koi extra charpai hai toh please...

Brad, a local beachgoer, couldn`t even get a second look from any of the girls on the beach. So he headed over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard had any advice for him...

Usually everyone who has a dog would call him Rover or something, well I call mine "Sex". Sex is a very embarrassing name...

Santa is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way.
He calls the bartender over and says, "I`d like to buy those two beautiful ladies a drink....