Mature Jokes

Usually everyone who has a dog would call him Rover or something, well I call mine "Sex". Sex is a very embarrassing name...

Santa is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way.
He calls the bartender over and says, "I`d like to buy those two beautiful ladies a drink....

Pappu: Papa mujhe ek ladki se pyar ho gaya hai.
Santa: Wow kaun hai vo kushnasib ladki?
Pappu:- Pinky, apne Padosi Gupta ji ki Beti.
Santa: Ohh no beta...

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about...

An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I`d like to have some birth control pills."
Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said...

Jon takes his dog for a walk. After awhile he gets thirsty so he ties his dog to a parking meter in front of a bar and goes in for a couple of beers. After he has been there for an hour...

From the doctor`s mouth...
It`s Winter, the Flu season is here, a friendly advice for all my mates: `Alcohol Kills Germs!` So...

Little Johnny comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played baseball and then he...

The sheriff of a small town pulled over the Governor in his Porsche who was driving 85 miles per hour in a 35-mile an hour zone. The adventurous Governor behind the wheel was steaming...

Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and...