Mature Jokes

Pappu: Papa mujhe ek ladki se pyar ho gaya hai.
Santa: Wow kaun hai vo kushnasib ladki?
Pappu:- Pinky, apne Padosi Gupta ji ki Beti.
Santa: Ohh no beta...

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about...

An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I`d like to have some birth control pills."
Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said...

Jon takes his dog for a walk. After awhile he gets thirsty so he ties his dog to a parking meter in front of a bar and goes in for a couple of beers. After he has been there for an hour...

From the doctor`s mouth...
It`s Winter, the Flu season is here, a friendly advice for all my mates: `Alcohol Kills Germs!` So...

Little Johnny comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played baseball and then he...

The sheriff of a small town pulled over the Governor in his Porsche who was driving 85 miles per hour in a 35-mile an hour zone. The adventurous Governor behind the wheel was steaming...

Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and...

Two gay men have been living together for quite a while, when they decide that they want to father a child. Unable to decide who will be the biological father of the child...

There was a little boy who was learning how to count. He had mastered the halfway point to a hundred, but was having some problems afterward. One day, he was counting, and he got to 58..