Mature Jokes

A guy wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can`t remember anything he did last night. He picks up his dressing gown from the floor and puts it on. He notices...

A guy wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can`t remember anything he did last night. He picks up his dressing gown from the floor and puts it on. He notices...

A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.
He asks, "What on earth is that...

Mike was going to be married to so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants...

Wife: Jaanu! Aaj tumhari girlfriend night stay karne aa rahi hai ! Maine fridge mein beers and fresh fruit salad bana ke rakha hai...

A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of...

Perfectly normal - "I`m in love with my horse," the nervous man told his psychiatrist.
"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people are...

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass...

One day in class, the math teacher Mrs. Brown noticed that Little Johnny was not paying attention to what she...

A young couple took their three-year-old son to doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little...