Mature Jokes

A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don`t stock them. The man insists that he bought his last one from this store...

A young man went into a sex shop to buy some condoms, and a sales girl approached him...

Once A Professor Asked His Students To Use Love And Sex In A Sentence.

Girls Wrote:...

A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem.
As she removed...

A guy walked into the doctor`s office for an appointment.
"Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked.
"I`ll need the...

Boyfriend: I`m coming to see you honey.
Girlfriend: Alright baby.
Boyfriend: I love you, I can`t wait to see you...

Ek din Banta apni wife Preeto ko khush karne ke liye idlis bana raha tha.
Wife: Arre wah darling, kya first-class idli bani hain. Ek baat batao tum itni...

Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Dermot and Tony, were sent for....

There was a long line at airlines airport counter. A man came breaking the line and conversation with desk girl was as follows...

A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It`s gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end up in bed with him...