5 Crore Lottery!
Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli. Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai...
Advance Payment
"That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker,"...
Behave like a Rabbit!
Two cuties were comparing notes concerning their latest boyfriends. The first said, "He took me to his condo in Ocean City and showed me all these expensive jewels. There was an...
Child's Custody!
The Problem: Who should get Custody of the Child?
Wife jumped up and said, "Your Honour I brought the child into this world with Pain and Labour, so it should be in My Custody...
My First Sky Dive...
A US women soldier was telling her friends about her first Sky dive. "When I got to the door of the plane and looked down 20,000 feet below, I froze and couldn`t...
Giver of Life!
A priest and a nun went on weekly visits to their parishioners out in the desert in a camel. They lost their way and the camel died.
"Great!" Said the nun...
Johnny's Future Plans...
Teacher: John! What do you want to be when you grow up.
John: I want to be a rich man who will be spending money on new phones, laptops moving around with cars...
Successful Eye Surgery
Eyes ke operation ke baad doctor ki fees bachane ke chakkar mein babu ji bole, "Doctor sahab mujhe kuch dikh nahin raha."
Doctor: Babu ji apni aankhien band kar lijiye aur...
A Good Night Out
Dorothy and Edna, two widows, are talking.
Dorothy, "That nice bloke from next door asked me out. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to ask you about him before I give him my answer...
