Safe Kiss!!!
Boy: Can I Kiss you?
Girl: Condom laye ho?
Boy: Kiss ke liye...
Cast Away!
One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon.
"It`s certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer...
Sexual Exhaustion!
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow`s final exam. She said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition...
For My Future Spouse
Boy: I want to be in a relationship.
Girl: It`s okay but under one condition.
Boy: Which one...
The Opportunist!
A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg. His friend says, "My feet are cold, can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please."
The guy goes upstairs, and there are his mate`s gorgeous....
A Quickie!
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated.
All the waitresses are gorgeous...
The Irish Hooker
Murphy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.
"Twenty pounds," she whispers...
Viagra Dosage!
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said, "That`s no problem. How many do you want...
No More Shake Please...
Little Johnny was in trouble again.....He was charged with the rape of a grown woman, and all though the crime seemed highly improbable, the state`s evidence was overwhelming...
Like Father, Like Daughter
Girl to her boyfriend: You know my eyes are just like mom, isn`t it cute...?
Boy: Yes, but you never noticed your boobs like just as your dad`s....
