Mature Jokes

Wife caught Husband sleeping with his girlfriend. Furious and angry she aimed a pistol at her husband.
Husband: Before you do anything silly let me explain...

The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it.
She finally entered the shop one day and said...

Julie, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement in the Lonely Hearts...

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can`t undress...

Shortly before her fourth marriage, a middle aged woman went to see her doctor to ask for advice on sex, more particularly on how to do it. The doctor was amazed. He said...

Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball, suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head...

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic rubbish bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a Pound 20 note fell out onto the pavement...

During the inspection of a unit the Division Commander asks a subaltern : "Yes smarty! What do you do?"
Lieutenant (in calm voice): "Sir, I`m the Sexual Advisor...

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk...

While vacationing in the hills of Alabama, the big city man discovered he had no writing paper at all for his personal correspondence. He went into the small town near-by and found...