Mature Jokes

This little boy was awakened in the middle of the night by strange noises coming from his parents` bedroom, so he decided to investigate. He nudged the door slowly forward and...

Three gays were discussing what they thought their favorite sport would be.
The first decides on football, "Cause of all those gorgeous guys bending over in their tight pants...

The pope is very ill, and nobody can cure him. The cardinals call in an old physician recommended to them. After an hour long examination, he comes up with a solution....

A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it`s finally her turn. She enters the doctors` office and sits down.
The PhD asks her, "Well, what can I do for you...

A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having sex. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests. The girl rolls to her side of the bed and says...

Don was looking for a little action. He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room...

A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in a park.
The witness: They were fucking your honor.
The judge: Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way...

A worried voice on the doctor`s telephone declared, "A mouse ran up my wife`s honeypot!"
The doctor replied, "I`ll be over in ten minutes. In the meantime...

A young virgin marries a Greek man and before the wedding her father tells her that, being Greek...

"Doctor, I need your help," the woman says.
"What seems to be the problem?"
"My husband just doesn`t satisfy me sexually...