Mature Jokes

At a wine merchant`s warehouse the regular taster died, and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A retired Marine A-4 pilot drunk and with a ragged dirty look...

A squaddie goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men. He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two streams...

There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in a nursing home and the editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures...

While Jeeto was admitted in a hospital for some ailment, Santa got entangled with an old nurse. One thing led to the other and they ended for a romp in the broom closet...

Pappu texting to his girlfriend, "Hey baby, what`s up?"
Girlfriend: Nothing much just washing my BOOBS.
< Pappu: What...

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy with four young mothers. "You all have obsessions," The doctor observed.
To the 1st mother, he said...

HORSE RACE DERBY COMMENTARY BY DICKIE UNDERWOOD:
In lane 1. Passionate Lady
In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties...

The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multisyllabic word?"...

A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger walked up to him and asked, "If you woke up in the woods and scratched your butt and felt Vaseline, would you tell anyone...

The teacher at the beginning of the class says, "OK kids, we are going to talk about sexual education today. First we`ll talk about how the human reproduction...