Mature Jokes

On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment...

During class little Johnny kept swearing, everything was fuck this and fuck that.
Teacher, "Johnny, that is not a word a ten year old should be using..

Two casino dealers are waiting idly at the craps table when a beautiful blonde comes in and asks if she could bet $10,000 on a single roll of the dice.

One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him saying, "Fuck this, Fuck that...

Two gay guys are at the Zoo. They come across a gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this...

In a small town in the old country the Rabbi died. His widow, the Rebbetzin, was so disconsolate that the people of the town decided that she ought to get married again. But the town was so small that the only eligible bachelor was...

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to...

A salesman drove into a small town where bra circus was in progress. A sign read: `Don`t Miss The Amazing Scotsman!`
The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, on centre stage, was a table with three...

A guy walks into a bar carrying an 18 inch alligator. The bartender says, "What do think you`re doing? Get that goddamn thing out of here. I don`t allow pets...

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas. The bartender abruptly replies, "Wow sir, that sure is a lot, whats the occasion?"
So the guy sits down...