Mature Jokes

This is a short story written by Dr Kishore Shah... he is a gynaecologist in Pune and a very gifted writer... enjoy this extremely funny story...

Santa was suffering from a terrible headache, so he went to see his doctor, a young, recent medical graduate.
The young doctor listened to him carefully and told him, "Go home, Lie down on your tummy...

Mr. Brown comes to his wife, "Honey, could you be sewing on a wee button that`s come off of my fly? I cannot button my pants."
"Oh Dear... I`ve got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and...

A couple is on a plane in the middle of the night, and it is dark and quiet.
The woman says to her husband, "Let`s have sex right here."
The husband says, "You are crazy...

Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex.
"You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems...

A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry... when it comes back there are still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a note to the Chinaman...

The old couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were...

A group soldiers cross the desert, and then they have to cross a river. They only have one camel, so they all climb on. The sergeant gets behind the ears, and the rest climb on behind...

A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbor knocking on his door one Friday evening.
"I`m so horny that I can`t stand it...

A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot...