Mature Jokes

The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them, the Major called for this sexy dancer from the nearby town. She came, danced and when the first dance was done...

A gay man finally decided he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, so he went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner...

There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in...

First Girl: Yesterday me and my boyfriend went for a date. I knew today was the big night.
Second Girl: Really? Wow! What happened next?
First Girl: He took me...

In a party a manager proudly said that he did "it" 7 times with his wife on his wedding night.
Supervisor next to him said he did it 6 times...

On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended, I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his

One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.
She asked, "Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you, Johnny...

Pappu: Why`s making love so enjoyable?
Santa: It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger...

A man was prescribed Viagra by his doctor who told him to take it one hour before sex...

This is for all my grammatically correct friends...
On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man...