Mature Jokes

An Irish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blistery day, the daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put them between your...

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a Florida beach when a Jewish man of similar age placed his blanket nearby and began reading a book. Attempting to strike up conversation...

A colleague approached this man at lunch and invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, and that she does not allow him to go drinking...

A boy began dating a pretty Christian Fundamentalist and was keen to find out more about her religion. So he went to see the church elder, "Tell me," said the boy, "does your religion allow...

This ninety year old man lived in a rest home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy year old woman

A young Protestant couple wanted to convert to Catholicism but the priest told them that, in order to prove their sincerity, they would first have to perform an act of penance...

Santa went on a night out with his friends. The wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open the door for him. At about midnight, Santa comes...

There are these three girls and their boyfriends all have the same name. So in order to keep them from getting confused...

Two women were sitting in the doctor`s waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders.
"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first...

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size as they were too loose & floppy. She insisted that the surgery...