Mature Jokes

The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains and announce at the depot in a very loud voice, "Free bus to the hotel Astor...

After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date to a quiet country road and made his move. When Mary responded enthusiastically to his kissing, he tried sliding his hand up her blouse...

Little Johnny is sitting, being his cool self in the local park. Along comes Suzi chomping on her piece of gum.
"Hey Johnny, wanna play doctor...

A sweet young thang was having her annual check-up at the dentist`s. He gave her the usual `Now this won`t hurt a bit,` as he leaned over her...

We all know those cute little computer symbols called `emoticons,` where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Well, how about some `ASSICONS?`
Here it goes...

After celebrating their golden wedding anniversary, an old couple go to bed. Many of the guests at the party are spending the night in the house...

A man and woman were having marital problems so they went to see a marriage counselor. The counselor, in an attempt to find some common ground from which to begin his analysis...

An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time in two years...

Little Johnny`s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket. Along come Priest Joe and he thinks...

During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class, "Why is it that during childhood girls tend to grow taller than guys?"
Little Johnny raised his hand and replied...