Mature Jokes

Speaking of new equipment reminds me of the poor fellow who lost his dick in an auto accident.
The male members of his family were well endowed, and each...

A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he didn''''t have the greatest relationship with.
"You know, I was with another woman last night...

During a course in human sexuality, the instructor was discussing various items in the Kinsey report. The class members gasped audibly when the instructor...

An old man went to the doctor. He said, "Doctor, I was wondering if you could help me. My wife and I are not getting the same amount of pleasure from sex that we used to...

A young woman was impressed by the massive Texan in the bar.
"Pardon me, sir, but can I ask about the measurements of your chest. I am amazed...

A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips...

A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks he decided to offer her a drink and make small talk. She accepted...

A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend''s response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad. That evening the second boy asked his dad...

A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the pharmacist, "I want me one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find'' em?"
The pharmacist replied...

Diamond D''s brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block...