Mature Jokes

A gay man was driving his sports car around the corner, when an eighteen wheeler pulled out of the alley and directly in front of his way. The sports car plows into...

One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns...

A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn''t had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her...

One morning, the doctor and his wife were having a very heated argument over breakfast.
As he stormed out of the house on his way to the clinic, the doctor angrily...

This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla''s cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went...

Different types of Orgasms:
Positive Orgasm: O yes, oh yess, yess!
Negative Orgasm: O no, oh nooo...

You know what is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?
At 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story...

A woman visited her doctor because she was worried that she had been wetting the bed at night. The doctor asked her the usual questions, then told her to go behind the screen and remove her clothes...

A congregation honors a rabbi for 25 years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all-expenses paid.
When he walks into his hotel room, there''s a beautiful, nude girl...

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would...