Mature Jokes

A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon quickie.
"Don''t worry," he assures her, "My wife is out of town on a business trip, so...

Mowed the lawn yesterday, and after doing so, I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics...

There was once an old man and a parrot living all alone together for like 40 years. One day, the parrot came to the old man and said, "You know, I''ve never had a woman...

Little Johnny is visiting his Granddad on the farm. He races into the farmhouse and yells excitedly to his Granddad: "Hey Granddad, the bull is fucking the cow...

A farmer hires a college student one summer to help around the farm. At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Since you have done such a fine job here this summer, I am going to...

Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn''t ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other...

A little native American boy asked his father, the Big Chief of the tribe: "Father, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have short names like Bill, Tex or...

A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show. The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says...

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight I''ve never had three girls at once I need something to keep me horny, to keep men potent...

Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development...