Mature Jokes

Pappu: You know a single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation of about 6 million sperm represents a data transfer of...

A US soldier was telling his friends about his first sky dive.
"When I got to the door of the plane and looked down at the ground 20,000 feet below I froze and couldn''t jump...

A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got...

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.
But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches...

Three girls died and were brought to the Gates of Heaven.
Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel...

A white man on safari in Africa saw a black man bathing in a river.
The black man had a big 12-inch dick.
The white man stared...

A petrol station owner in Ludhiana was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, ''Free Sex with Fill-Up.''
Soon Santa pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex..

At a Senior Citizen''''s luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to...

Teacher: What''''s wrong?
Pappu: Our house is very small. Me, my mum, and my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ''''Johny are you sleeping?'''' Then I say...

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she''ll become a hooker. She''s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and...