Mature Jokes

Boot camp. Duluth, Minnesota. February. Six AM. Six below zero.
The Sergeant bellows, "Outta those bunks! Birthday suit inspection! I want you to fall in outside, NOW! Buck nakied! Stand close enough...

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease.
"Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease...

Nuns ran an orphanage for girls in a rural part of Georgia. One day, the Mother Superior called in 3 teenage girls who were about to leave and seek their way in life...

A man was talking to his friend at the bar.

The friend said, "Did you know that 9 out of 10 women with brown eyes cheat on their husbands...

A fish in the lake thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches I'd get it!"
A bear on land thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump out of the water...

In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay.
The clerk was kind of listening until she heard the lady said to the guy, "Stop being a...

Banta: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife is a virgin?
Santa: Get an Irish Virginity test kit.
Banta: What's that...

A man was so paranoid about the size of his willy that he could never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love with a nurse. One fine evening, they went back to her place...

An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so really far out and there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except...

The man sat at the bar looking morosely into his pint of beer. No matter how hard he tried to ignore it, a little voice inside his head kept on and on at him, "How could you Bob...