Mature Jokes

The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession.
"So me and my cousin were alone in the house," she continued, "and went up to my bedroom...

"First," said the playboy, "I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose."
"Oh no you're not," said the girl.
"Then I'll take you to dinner...

A young, very attractive Swedish girl was massaging Jeff's shoulders, then his chest, and gradually worked her way down his torso.
Jeff was getting sexually excited as the masseur...

A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the housemaid. She thought of a plan to take him by surprise. One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and...

On their first date, a man asked his companion if she'd like a drink with dinner.
"Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?" she said...

Once a mother sent her 16-yr-old daughter to the doctor because she had a severe cold for a long time. The doctor asked her, "What is the matter with you, missy...

Miss Jones was involved in an affair with her boss, Mr. Smith. Unfortunately, the relationship had reached the point where Miss Jones felt that she was simply being...

A week after their marriage, these newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor.
"I can't figure it out Doctor, my testicles are turning purple!...

A honeymoon couple had booked a sleeper berth for their trip. However when boarding the train, they found their berths were both upper berths on opposite sides...

A senior citizen visits his doctor for a routine check-up and everything seems fine. The doctor asks him about his sex life.
"Well..." the man drawled...