Mature Jokes

A young couple had just returned from their honeymoon and were settling down in their new apartment. Coming home from work one night, the landlady met the man in the hallway...

My 10 year son and I went to the restroom at a movie theatre just before the movie started. There were 5 urinals there and a line had formed up so we had to wait...

A lady who picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her...

A man goes to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist draws a square on a piece of paper.
"What does that remind you of?" he asks the patient...

A tractor salesman was passing a farm, where the farmer was plowing the field with a bull. He goes over and offers to sell the farmer a tractor to plow with...

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES....

A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver's window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over.
"No," the man replied...

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your...

Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise.
The husband says, "Honey, I want to stop and pick up some condoms before...

A drunk walked into a bar and, after staring at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her...