Mature Jokes

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that...

Trying to make up for bad behavior, Banta went to the shopping mall to buy his wife a gift.
"I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," Banta said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl...

Three guys die and go to hell. When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises.
"Oh, how are you going to do it...

A guy is in the bathroom taking a piss when this huge man walks in and starts pissing in the urinal next to him. The guy just happens to look over and see the other guy...

A man and a woman are sitting next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn't sure...

One day in class, the math teacher Mrs. Brown noticed that Little Johnny was not paying attention to what she was saying. So she called Little Johnny

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman...

One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was...

I can't believe that you have been visiting prostitutes for sex" wife screams at husband.
What was I supposed to do, when I was not...

She married and had 13 children.
Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children.
Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried...