Mature Jokes

Brad had a blind date with Ashley for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted to her more and more.
After some really passionate...

Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his sheep for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs of conscience...

Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy, "Why are you tardy?"
The boy replies, "I've been on Blueberry Hill...

A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled and said...

A few days before the wedding:
Honey, I decided to organize with my friends a bachelor party.
Aha! A lot of Vodka and wine, whores and sex all night...

A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell of liquor...

A Kid was walking to the bathroom, when he saw through the slightly open door, his mother was in there. She was buck naked and looking into the mirror while rubbing her breasts and moaning...

A bartender is getting ready to close for the night when a robber bursts in and pulls a gun.
"This is a stickup!" He yells. "Put all your dough in a bag...

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase...

An old man goes to the brothel to feel good for the last time. the matron leads him to a young appetizing girl ready for anything.
"Dude, undress so we can get down to...