Mature Jokes

A family was all together recently, just hanging around.
The sister was browsing through an almanac and laughed at a little piece of trivia she had found in the book...

A guy picked this woman up in a nightclub and took her home. While they were walking home he didn't say a thing.
"You're not the communicative type...

A golfer whose cart broke down flagged down a passing bus and got aboard. He sat down on the bus, with his pants pockets full of golf balls, next to a little old lady...

The funeral parlor called the 85 year old widow to tell her that her 90 year old husband had died with such a massive erection that he could not...

The father was very anxious to marry off his only daughter so he wanted to impress her date.
"Do you like to screw?" he asked...

A young woman from New York City was driving through a remote part of Oklahoma when her car broke down. An Indian came riding by on horseback and offered to give her a lift to a nearby town...

With Viagra such a great medical success for increasing men's sexual prowess, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society. Here are a few of the new ones...

During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness...

A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular check-up. "Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked...

A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya, Alaska. The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you...