Mature Jokes

A rancher needs a bull to service his cows but needs to borrow the money from the bank. The banker who lent the money comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing...

One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself...

John was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thing at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know she was darn near a nymphomaniac...

During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class, "Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow taller than guys?"
A student replied: That's because guys have "balls...

A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a Woman sitting by herself...

After an accident, three dead souls find themselves at the pearly gates, waiting to enter Heaven.
On entering they must present something related to Christmas...

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there...

10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't... 10. Did you get any under the tree?...

Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After reviewing his records Saint Pete decided to let him in.
"Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking...

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor...