Mature Jokes

A Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. "I think my privates are too small." He says.
The doctor asks him which drink he...

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have...

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left...

A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.
Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot...

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car...

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A Nigerian guy goes on blind date. He goes to pick her up in his limo.
Looking at it she says, "This car is big!"
He laughs and replies...

This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and party, so he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back...

The young bride's mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter.
"Never let your husband see you in the nude...

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty...