When Hair Transplants Go WRONG
A man had an accident, so he was rushed to the hospital. The doctor had to perform an instant operation, due to his injuries. The man was wounded on the face and a deep scar was formed on his skin, but under his bushy...
Reason Not to Eat Shrimps
Years ago, a man was riding the train from New Orleans , eating a bag of fresh shrimp, ripping them apart, and throwing the shells out the window. The woman sitting opposite him said, "Would you mind not doing that...
Hole in One
A Japanese family just arrived in the United states and stays at a moderate hotel in New York. As they ride up the elevator to their suite, a gentleman gets in at the next floor. Stunned by the beauty of the Japanese daughter...
First Hand Job
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine. On the way home...
Geographic Location
A man went to a famous Parisian restaurant with his girlfriend and ordered the 1928 Mouton. The waiter returned with the bottle, poured a taste into a glass. The customer picked up the glass, smelled the wine...
The Virgin And The Farmer Boy
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy. One day, she went to his parents` house for dinner. When they got done eating dinner, they decided to go for a walk through the pasture. While they were walking...
Old Parsi Classic
An old Parsi is dying & he calls his grandson to his bed, "Dikraa, I leave for you, my chrome-plated .38 revolver."
"But Bawaji, I don`t like guns. How about you leaving me...
Corkage Fee
A guy walks up to the "Visa on arrival" counter at the Bangkok International Airport. Presents 2 Indian passports with 2000 baht cash and says, "Two visas. For me & my wife. Here are the passports and...
Superman and SuperWoman
Superman, patrolling Metropolis on a particularly boring day, spied Wonder Woman on the beach, sunbathing in the nude! Remembering that he was `faster than a speeding bullet,` he wondered if he could...
Aging (dis)Gracefully
A Woman in her late thirties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What`s the matter...
