Mature Jokes

A teacher wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify.
She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said, "Who can tell me what this...

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked...

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th Grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard.
Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class....

Teacher ask what kinds of medicines do the students know and what they are used for.
Carla: Tylenol
Teacher: Excellent, what is it used for?

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around a shopping mall when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and...

A Chinese man had three daughters, he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry. "I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest," said the eldest daughter...

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Alice Chapman stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband...

On their wedding night, the bride approached her husband and asked for $50 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love...

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You’ve got to make love to me this very moment...